Bonjour. Je suis Jean-Claude.

Claude, but with muscles.

Managed VMs running Claude Code with Remote Control. Close your laptop. Your sessions stay live on claude.ai/code and your phone. Jean-Claude never sleeps.

Watch him flex →

logs you in  ·  starts your 7-day free trial  ·  no card  ·  no kicks to the face

SSHCLAUDE APPSJCTHE VMBonjour.
2.5sto wake a napping VM
15sto resize, mid-fight
180°epic-split certified
0kicks to your face
// The Epic Split™

All your sessions. Every device. Always on.

Surface № 1

Your terminal (SSH)

jclaude ssh in and work like it's your machine. Close the laptop mid-task and the session shrugs and keeps going.

claude remote-control
Surface № 2

Claude apps: web, mobile, desktop

Create new sessions or continue running ones from claude.ai/code, your phone, or the desktop app. Same VM, same conversation. Approve from the boulangerie line. Order a croissant.

Close your laptop. SSH in, kick off the work, shut the lid. The session lives on the VM, not on your battery. Pick it back up from anywhere.
Create or continue anywhere. Start sessions from the Claude apps (mobile, web, desktop) or pick up the one you opened over SSH. Always in sync.
localhost, exposed seamlessly. The dev server your agent runs on :3000 opens from any device like it's local. No tunnels, no config, no drama.
Your stack, preinstalled. Node 24, the latest Python, Claude Code, codex and opencode out of the box. Swap Python versions with uv, no tickets filed.
// Amenities

Fully furnished. Fully managed.

A Jean-Claude VM isn't a bare box you have to housekeep. It's a serviced apartment for your agent: everything pre-installed, everything maintained, concierge included.

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We do the heavy lifting

Health checks, restarts, image updates, disk headroom: all handled. If the claude remote-controlprocess so much as blinks, it's back before your next prompt. You will never babysit a server at 3am again. Jean-Claude does. He doesn't sleep. He waits.

One command to ready

jclaude upto a live VM in about a minute, Claude Code preinstalled. Sign in once over SSH and your sessions register on claude.ai/code. After that, a napping VM wakes in 2.5 seconds. Jean-Claude doesn't warm up twice.

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All amenities included

Claude Code, codex and opencode preinstalled, Node 24 and the latest Python (uv handles version switches), persistent disk, one-command snapshots and rollback, tmux and mosh for the road. Everything an always-on agent expects from a five-star establishment.

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Bodyguard-grade isolation

Every VM is isolated with encrypted disks and scoped tokens. Jean-Claude worked security before he was famous. Old habits.

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Always on. Toujours.

Remote Control sessions die with the process: a closed lid, a dead Wi-Fi, a 10-minute outage. On a Jean-Claude VM the process simply never stops. Overnight refactors finish overnight.

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SSH that feels local

Eight regions, so your VM lives next door and keystrokes land as you type them. Mosh and tmux ride along for rough Wi-Fi. Fast like a roundhouse kick, and considerably safer.

// Watch him flex

From zero to VM in one command.

No YAML. No console safari. The whole onboarding is three moves (the tuto counts them for you).

  • 1npx jclaude up: a fresh VM with Claude Code, Node, Python and friends, and you land inside over SSH
  • 2claude, then /login: connect your claude.ai account once, integrations included
  • 3Open claude.ai/code: your VM is an environment, sessions run there 24/7, phone included
~/projects · jean-claude
$ jclaude up
🥐 Jean-Claude is doing the splits across a fresh VM...
kicks-7x2fis up. The splits are holding.  (2 vCPU / 4 GB · cdg)
claude remote-control is live // capacity: 32 sessions
Open claude.ai/code, your VM is waiting in the session list.

$jclaude resize bloodsport  # leg day
Resized to 4 vCPU / 8 GB in 15s. Disk, IP and sessions intact. Très flexible.

$ jclaude snapshot
Snapshot saved. Time travel insurance acquired.

$jclaude ssh  # for when you must feel the metal
jc@kicks-7x2f:~$
// Témoignages

People say nice things.
Jean-Claude says "merci."

★★★★★

"My agent ran for eleven days straight. My laptop was closed. I was skiing."

CTO, somewhere with slopes
★★★★★

"I asked for a VM. I got a VM, plus the distinct feeling that someone in Brussels is personally watching over my cron jobs."

A real customer, probably
★★★★★

"Honestly, I came for the pun. I stayed for the snapshots."

// Pricing

Pick your fighting weight.

Start with a free trial. Upgrade when your agent starts asking for more protein.

Kickboxer

(1989) · the tryout
$0/7 days

Free to spar. Not free forever.

  • 1 small VM (1 vCPU / 2 GB)
  • Claude Code + Remote Control preconfigured
  • Naps after 30 min idle, wakes in under 3 s
  • No card required. 7 days, then pick a plan.
Start free trial
★ Fan favorite (1988)

Bloodsport

the main event
$19.99/mo

One always-on VM. For agents with a day job. And a night job.

  • 1 always-on VM (2 vCPU / 4 GB), sessions never die
  • Up to 32 concurrent Remote Control sessions
  • Live resizing up to 4 vCPU / 8 GB in ~15 s
  • Snapshots and one-command rollback
  • Priority restarts (Jean-Claude runs)
Go Bloodsport

Universal Soldier

(1992) · built different
$0.05/VM-hr and up

On demand. As many VMs as the mission needs.

  • Run up to 10 VMs, billed by the hour they run
  • Every size, up to Colossal (8 vCPU / 16 GB dedicated)
  • All the Bloodsport amenities included
  • Quota raises and a dedicated Jean on request
Go on-demand
// Questions fréquentes

FAQ (Frequently Asked, Fabulously Answered)

On-demand, fully-managed VMs built to run claude remote-control. Each VM comes with Claude Code installed and supervised in Remote Control server mode: sign in to claude.ai/code once, and Jean-Claude keeps the session registered and waiting for connections from then on. We handle the boring-but-critical parts (provisioning, restarts, resizing, monitoring); you drive your sessions from claude.ai/code, the Claude mobile app, or SSH.

Your Claude is doing push-ups
on your laptop's CPU.

Give it a real gym. An always-on VM running Claude Code with Remote Control, a concierge with a beret, and sessions that follow you to your pocket.

free for 7 days. no card required. no roundhouse required.